...and that's why I keep a spare blade in my truck at all times. Learned that lesson the hard way too, but mine was only 12 yards and a lot of swearing. You basically paid 23 yards of carpet to learn a $5 lesson. That's like the most expensive way to figure out dull blades are useless. At least you didn't cut your hand off, so there's that silver lining. Hope the next roll goes smoother and your blade is sharper than my ex's tongue.

Learns from real store layouts" sounds like it's one step away from judging my snack choices. I can already see it flagging my third bag of beef jerky and a single banana like I'm some kind of wild animal. Next thing you know it'll start asking if I really need that family size bag of chips for just me. I bet that mis-scan thing was just it being polite about my questionable decision to grab an icee at 8 in the morning. Honestly though, if it can tell the difference between a fountain drink and a slushie, it's smarter than half the people I work with.

The 8 week hunt is real, but a leather two slot holder finally stopped the chew on my jeans.

Wait, it rained 2 minutes and that fixed everything? Seems like overkill for one bad week.

Learned that lesson the hard way, now I just fix everything and take the blame like a champ.