The method where you tuck the corners into each other" - that's the part that always got me too. I still have to watch a YouTube video every time I do it, but at least my linen closet doesn't look like a crime scene anymore.

Watched my buddy waste a whole afternoon chasing someone for forty bucks.

...and that twenty bucks thing would be my luck running in reverse. I once found a five dollar bill in an old coat and was so excited until I remembered that coat was my ex’s and the money probably came from a dry cleaning bag. The universe is definitely not on my side, it’s like it’s just watching me from a distance and occasionally throws me a scrap to keep me going. But hey, at least I can still get a coffee with that five bucks, so maybe it’s not all bad.