Just send the whole crew to lunch for a bad load, that's wild.

My old broker pushed staging so hard we'd basically gut a place. Had a seller in Chandler with this wild 70s wallpaper she refused to change. It ended up being the main thing the buyers talked about in their offer letter.

Oh man, this reminds me of my friend who does graphic design. She took on a client who wanted a full logo for like fifty bucks. The guy asked for, I kid you not, twelve rounds of changes. He wanted it to look "more corporate but also fun" and sent her a picture of a cartoon frog as a reference. She spent hours on it and he still didn't pay her on time.

Man, that sounds like my attempt to find who started the "birds aren't real" thing as a joke. Ended up just proving I have too much time on my hands.

My buddy's car got coated in ash overnight.