Spent $12 on a giant bag of lentils and now I'm drowning in soup

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Oh man, that reminds me of the time I bought a 20 pound bag of rice on sale. My pantry looked like a tiny grocery store for a solid year. I got so sick of it I started putting rice in everything, even tried making rice pancakes. They were not good.

derek_stone981mo ago

My buddy did that, became a lentil hoarder.

thompson.julia1mo ago

He started stockpiling beans too, right?

shane_carter7d ago

Remember that scene in disaster movies where people raid the stores? My cousin went full doomsday prepper with beans, had so many cans we used them as doorstops. His garage looked like a sad, beige bomb shelter. The smell when he tried to cook a five-bean chili could clear a room.