Wait, hold on, flies? Like actual flies in the yoga studio? That's a deal breaker for me. I can't even focus if there's a bug in my apartment, let alone trying to find inner peace while swatting at something. Really makes that overpriced class seem even less worth it. The balcony thing sounds like the only sane option.

Just a cafe though right? Hardly a stadium gig. Did they pay you or was it just background noise?

Ears on a vase? Seriously?