The day I ripped up 4 unsigned contracts in one afternoon
Last Tuesday I had three potential clients ghost after I sent them a standard retainer proposal, and then a fourth one tried to haggle me down to $30 an hour for contract review work, so I just threw all their drafts in the recycling bin and took my dog for a walk instead.
Did you ever have that one job where you were basically paid to stand in a corner and watch paint dry, but it was the best money you ever made? I did, for like two weeks before they realized nobody actually needed me there.