My buddy used some to patch his driveway last spring. Whole section washed out in the first good storm.

Man, hiding ingredient swaps is just asking for trouble. I once used coconut oil instead of butter for a friend who never mentioned their dairy issue, and it did not go over well. Now I always ask about dietary limits before I cook anything.

Stare at my phone's blank screen for ten minutes before realizing it's turned off.

Ugh, next it'll tell you to mount the TV on the ceiling because it "optimizes viewing angles from the kitchen couch." Can't wait for the future...