What if your boss is on the call?

Wait, you put a zip tie on a spinning router bit? That sounds like a good way to launch a little plastic missile across the room. I get the idea of adding mass to stop a vibration, but on a router going what, twenty thousand RPM? That zip tie is gonna stretch and fly off before you even flip the switch. I'd be hiding behind the workbench.

Yeah, that's way better than the usual gatekeeping. My wallet hates this new outlook though.

Yeah, @henderson.hayden, my luck usually runs more like your friend's boat. I'd probably just crack the weld trying to fix it.

That "one old error" thing shows how fragile the whole system is.