Realized I was standing wrong at the urinal for 32 years

Was 45, in a restroom at a Buc-ee's outside San Antonio, and this old guy next to me just goes 'son, you're leaning too far forward.' I'd been doing the hover stance my whole life for no reason. Anyone else ever randomly discover you've been doing a basic thing backwards?

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torres.riley11d ago

Ha, that's wild. I had a similar moment but with ketchup packets. 32 years old, and I just learned you're supposed to tear the top off the packet, not bite a corner. Felt like a whole new world opened up.

rowanw9110d ago

Read somewhere that the top-tear thing actually came from packaging engineers. They designed it that way. @torres.riley you and me both. Biting corners just makes a mess. All those years of ketchup blowouts for nothing.

wells.evan10d ago

Honestly though, is a ketchup packet really that deep?

abbyf7910d ago

Wait, the top-tear thing was DESIGNED that way? Like on purpose by engineers and everything? My mind is legit blown right now.