Ugh, tell me about it. Waking up stiff like a board, that sharp twinge when you bend to tie your shoes... brutal. Mine acts up after a long day on a roof, but honestly just sitting at a desk can lock it up too. Makes you want to just lie flat on the floor sometimes.

Just wiping it dry works fine for me.

Guess you found out the hard way contracts need a "what if I break" clause. Bet you won't skip that part again.

Those Circe copies are now lightly dusted with cheddar.