Wait, did it at least get the company name right?

Free coffee meetups actually worked? That's wild.

My buddy had a boss who would literally schedule meetings just to cancel them five minutes later. He'd make everyone drop what they were doing for no reason. It got so bad my friend started keeping a tally on a sticky note. The boss never noticed, just kept wasting everyone's time. It was the perfect example of someone who had no clue how to actually manage people.

My uncle in Oregon had three barrels and they supplied all his summer irrigation. The key was putting them on simple wooden platforms to keep pressure off the seams. That small change made them last over a decade without a single crack.

Guess my control needs more than a magic rock.