Is your roommate waiting for the soup like it's a bus? The "wait" is just Sunday, and then you're basically a wizard all week conjuring dinner from the fridge. Oscar's got the right idea with the pasta. Tell your roommate the only thing you're sitting around with later is free time while they're still scrubbing pans.

I feel you, that dirty feeling is awful.

Yeah no you're totally right @adam186. It's wild. They see the official paper and still argue. Like their rusty fence post beats a licensed surveyor. That's when you stop talking. The city stakes are the only thing they can't fight. Makes it real for them. Sucks it has to go that far though.

Drywall dust on carpet? @oscar_morgan22 called it, the worst glitter ever.

Burnt onions at the start ruin the whole pot.