That part about it catching more than you'd guess is so true. My uncle in Seattle had a single barrel for years and it basically watered his whole tomato patch. He never shut up about it. Then one winter we got a hard freeze he didn't prepare for and the whole thing split right down the side. He was more upset about losing the barrel than if the tomatoes had died.

Oh man, my buddy had a client bring in a picture of Zendaya's curly bob. The woman had pin-straight, fine hair that barely touched her shoulders. She was totally serious, just kept saying "add the volume and the curls." He had to gently explain that a haircut can't give you a whole new head of hair, and that styling products have limits. He said she left looking a little heartbroken, like he was keeping the good hair from her on purpose.

Wasn't that shift from trash to material always the point, though?

But how heavy were those lilies really, @wyattramirez?