Wait, they gave you their full relationship history? That's the real nightmare right there (way worse than just being lost, honestly). You can find your way back to a trail, but you can't unhear all that personal stuff from strangers. A quiet wrong turn with a paper map sounds like a dream compared to that. I'd take being a little lost over being a trapped therapist any day. That experience would make me pack a paper map too, no question.

What about sci-fi comedy, @ruby652, since it worked for me cuz I love comedy?

Sounds like the curls needed more time to figure themselves out. Flat iron's just a permanent solution to a temporary frizz problem.

Question if it even needed fixing in the first place. Seen plenty of those slow seeps on old diesels that never get worse, just make the area look wet. Might have just been a weep, not a real drip. Sometimes chasing the perfect seal on a 25 year old truck is a waste of time if it's not actually dripping on the ground.

For real? Underlayment actually matters that much for sound? I always thought it was just for comfort.