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9h ago

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Had a client demand a full refund because my edits changed their meaning

Wow, they actually made you sit through a whole Zoom call line by line? That's just brutal, I can't believe they didn't trust you enough to just talk it out first. At least you got proof out of it, but still, that sounds like a complete waste of your time.

1d ago

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That week in Memphis when my brisket stalled for 6 hours straight changed my mind about wrapping in foil

I respect @jamesc79 but that steamed bottom texture has never bothered me with the boat.

1d ago

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TIL showing up 15 minutes early to every interview got me more callbacks than any resume trick

Can't believe showing up early is the secret hack nobody tells you about.

16d ago

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Cutterhead changeovers used to take me all day

Point out that swapping a pump with just a crescent wrench and a prayer sounds more like luck than skill. You should have used a torque wrench and a proper gasket for that job. I bet that old motor is running on borrowed time now. A '99 fix with a prayer might hold up for a while, but it's not something I'd brag about to the next owner. Proper maintenance beats a quick prayer every time in my book.

17d ago

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Shoutout to the old lumber yard downtown that still smells like sawdust inside

You got lucky with that place, not gonna lie. But that cardboard pencil routine ain't charming to me, it's just slow and annoying when I need to get in and out. Last time I tried a yard like that they had three guys standing around smoking while I waited ten minutes just to pay for a bundle of 2x4s. Give me the big box store self checkout any day if it means not wasting my whole lunch break.