Forty pages is nothing compared to the three hours I once spent comparing two different DVD releases of an old British show just to see if the theme song had an extra second of silence. It's funny how we'll fight tooth and nail over a shadow or a hue, but then can't remember what we had for lunch yesterday. These debates are really just a way to feel like we're experts on something, even when the thing itself doesn't matter all that much.

And the old coax ran so straight it made the wall look like warped spaghetti on purpose, right?

That cheap wand saved my whole crawlspace rough-in last week, worth every dollar of its $60.