Wait, you don't even put change in it?

Mark Hamill as the Joker... blew my mind.

Man, @sanchez.ivan, you're not wrong. I bought a rain jacket last year that came with a whole booklet about some mountain it was tested on. I just wanted to know if it would keep me dry walking to the coffee shop. The real story is if the seams leak when it pours, not some adventure I'll never have. Give me solid zippers and pockets where my hands actually go. That's the stuff that matters when you're just trying to live your life.