My uncle puts ice cream in his espresso, which is a whole other level of wrong.

Promotional Use Only" means it's not legal tender, it's basically Monopoly money. He knew exactly what he was doing by sending a sample check. Getting mad when called out is the oldest trick in the book.

The damp towel makes them slimy, in my experience.

That Gary foreman ever explain what he meant by clean?

Remember your cousin's story, jamesc79, because that's how small problems turn into big, expensive ones.