Seriously? It's just cable housing. Feels like people make a huge deal out of tiny changes.

What's the official name for that dent, anyway? The corporate crater? I've started putting a throw pillow over mine at night like I'm hiding evidence. My couch now has two modes, work mode and trying to forget work mode, and the line is a permanent crease in the cushion. I guess the upside is my boss can't complain about my home office decor.

My grandma's tallow fries are the best.