The $50 contest I ran got me 62 entries and exactly zero usable logos. @the_hayden is right, it's basically a tuition fee for the school of hard knocks lol. I spent another $200 on "guaranteed revisions" with one of their top rated guys and he just kept making the same font changes over and over. Ended up paying a buddy's girlfriend $350 who did graphic design on the side, got a real logo in three days. Those contest sites prey on people who don't know any better, it's almost a scam how they sell it.

Clippers pulling hair is rough but three people walking out with uneven fades sounds like a bit of an overreaction. Pretty sure most dudes can't even tell a perfect fade from a decent one.

Did that client also text you at 2am asking for free revisions?