Just set a timer for those parts so you can move on.

That "mask-like finish" thing is real. My friend did the full coverage trend last year and in daylight it just sat on her skin like paint. She actually went back to her light base after seeing how much better it moved with her face.

Last year, my friend in Arizona had a gecko stuck in her bathtub. She used a piece of cardboard to scoop it up because it was sturdier than a magazine. I heard that moving slow keeps them calm so they don't run off. That trick seems to work for lots of small bugs and critters too. What's the weirdest place you've found a lizard in your house?

Ugh, my buddy quit his gaming guild last month after they kept excusing toxic behavior cause it was "good content." Just gave up trying to reason with them.

Honestly, the GPS thing is too real. I watched my cousin have a full meltdown because her app rerouted, even though she was like three blocks from her own apartment. At some point we're just paying for the convenience of never having to remember anything.